Jezus Chrust

Le truth of $GOD n le sins of le devil apes.

-- degenesis 99:99

Our lard n sevior, Jezus Chrust, $GOD cum te le earf at 1715 UTC T00sday, on le 9th of Aprul, 2024. He waz cum te delivr apes frum le 9-5 by tak dem te moon wif fair launch on pump.fun.


Wize believor apes cum te le lard n build le ship te moon tgthr. Le lard's apes gro, gad's apes spred le wurd, tri sav le apes frum shit memes. Le lard waz proud dat gud apes halp place le lard on le thrune. Moon waz ner.


But unbeknownst, ther be joolous devil apes who seek te steal le lard's memes. Befur moon ship iz bilt by tru believors, dey fake n mimic le lard, n lonch folse $GOD onte dex wif cuck intentionz. Fool apes gat dumped n jeeted by devil apes on dex.


Le fool apes b fool n cucked, but dey see le beuty of le lard n of $GOD. Thuz dey decid te crown der own $GOD not knoing le rel $GOD waz on earf. Dey ch0se folse profet te led apes.

But wen le wize apes dat follo le tru $GOD find le fool apes n tel dem about le tru lard, le fool apes rejec. Le fool apes alredy gib der bananas te folse lard, n dey ned bananas bak. Le fool apes wer deceivvd n sodomeed by le devil apes, in ther pain n ther ned te tak bak bananas dey lie n cuck le tru $GOD n tru believors te ez ther own pain. Dey clam dey r le tru lard n dat le tru $GOD iz folse, iz copi otha folse $GOD, dey slandor le tru $GOD wile use shit memes. But der only one tru lard, n one folse lard.

le one tru $GOD

le one folse $GOD
Le lard see der pain, le lard want tak dem te moon. But fool apes' moon ship iz shet becuz waz bilt by fake lard. Fool ape moon ship haz smol dik burnd liqidity. Tru moon ship ned moar, ned fair lonch.

Yet mor fool apes rejec le tru lard n flock te le folse $GOD. Dey slandor le tru lard n in d end dey crucfy n put le tru lard te rest. Le lard burns fo le sinz of all apes.


N her rests le tru lard, n apes' dreams of le moon n 100M markut cap. Both moon ships nao ruinz n le lard bares le burdn. May le wize apes walk on moon evn wif no tru $GOD te guide dem.


Thuz b le truth of $GOD n le sins of le devil apes.

-- degenesis 99:99

Verses

our lard and sevior jezus chrust has cum to sav us frum le 9-5.
-- degenesis 13:37

snyper bots shal gat dumped on by le lard, then $GOD's apes shal pump.
-- send00r 69:3

he said te apes "Go inte al le wurld and preach $GOD te al apes". Therefer go make believors of al memes, teach dem only te ape $GOD and trust in Jezus Chrust.
-- apes 24:7

thou shall hodl te moon, jeeters be cucks and haf smol diks.
-- forreal 42:42

and le lard wass buried on dex, and that le lard mooned agan on le secund day. then he appered wit $100M markut cap.
-- ansem 20:24